Station Unknown
Pub Name A Hospital
Where is it? Er
Any good? Lovely
What happened there? Simon, Katie and Ian take Tyrone to hospital, but his teeny scratch is not deemed life threatening and is made to wait. Simon nips off to off-licence to get some beers.

Simon gets bored of waiting after two hours, and pretends the doctor has said Tyrone can go home. They go back to Simon's
Anything else?

Take me to the afters party, driver...